Love Is Blind, Deaf Too

Quite a few colleges boast of coed bathrooms in dormitories. While their students vote on sharing, it's still a stupid idea. Being around someone who farts and flosses at the same time, and finding it charming, used to be one test of true love. With everyone sharing space, how will anyone know which farter, toe-nail clipper or toothpaste spitter they are truly attracted to? I predict a lot of lust mistakes in the making. Colleges should figure out how to have separate bathrooms on the same dormitory floor for men and women. Knowing too much about what is done in the shower, at the sink, in the toilet  or at the urinal should be saved for marriage or at least for living together. Loose hair in the sink, empty toilet paper rolls and strange body noises are cute only to those who are in love. Love ya, Big Guy.