Dear Miss Flonotes,
You didn't warn me that chugging stolen gravy and chicken bones would lead to lingering, uncomfortable after-effects. I look forward to heaving up my tummy troubles on your freshly scrubbed carpet.
Tequila
Dear Tequila,
You're a dog. Would you have listened? Heave up and you'll have more than a gravy hangover to to worry about.
Warmest regards,
Miss Flonotes
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