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Monday, December 26, 2011

Things I Should Have Asked For

Squirrel gun Disposable fine china
Larger stocking
Moratorium on Alvin & The Chipmunks
More quiet cat
Less smelly dog
Scissors that cut wrapping paper to the correct size
Wrapping paper that stretches
Tape dispensers that never run out
Tags that write themselves
Explanations for 'what is it?' gifts
More wine
Less whine
Cinnamon babka or vodka or whatever
Self unassembling Christmas tree
Stretch pants
More memory to remember my blessings...Big Guy, Birdie, Daisy, Slim Jim, Cracker (sort of), Tequila (the Dog), Mom, Bro, Sis & family, Candy Squared, Darling Gail, Niece Nightingale, Fancy Free, Footloose, Miss Blue Eyes, BroGirlfriend, Angelique & Brad, Gertrude, Florida Sunshine and so many more.

1 comment:

  1. You are one of my life's blessings also! Love you always, you are awesome!

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