Bite Candy. Break A Tooth. Repeat.

Eight years ago, I blamed Birdie. I begged for a SweetTart candy. She gave me one, grudgingly, as they were hers. I bit down on it and a chunk of tooth cracked off. While others would learn from that mistake, I'm not "others." Today, I grabbed a mint Lifesaver, bit it, nothing happened. So I tried a second one. And a fresh chunk of tooth broke loose. I wish Birdie had been there to blame.