Say "No" to the Jelly Bean Cocktail. Jelly-bean infused vodka cut with half-and-half, topped with a yellow "Peep" marshmallow chick and served in a blue sugar-rimmed glass tastes really bad. I'm disappointed. I wanted to surprise the Easter Bunny and Jesus with a use for "Peep" chicks. Now the Peeps float forgotten in a bad concoction of bathtub flavors held within fancy crystal glasses. Unless Cracker the cat figures out half-and-half and a yellow chick make a fancy meal, nothing will save those Peeps from drowning. And I think Cracker understands the difference between a marshmallow chick and a real one. Jesus--I will keep searching for a use for Peeps as I know all things are made with purpose. Easter bunny--start hopping. Next year, I'm trying the Chocolate Bunny Martini. Take one bunny, chocolate not furred, shaken not stirred and blend...
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