Dear Miss Flonotes,
I am desperate. Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk keeps running through my head. My brain is like a choo-choo train. How can I get it to stop?
Preoccupied.
Dear Preoccupied,
Hum the Brady Bunch theme song. That will obliterate the Rock Chalk chant, provided it is not God chanting to you. I've heard He is partial to Kansas, where the dinosaurs never roamed.
Warmest regards,
Miss Flonotes
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